Damn You Pachelbel!

This guy performed at W&M and I remember that the only funny part was this closing song about Pachelbel. I like it, especially since I used to fall asleep to Canon in D mixed with gently crashing waves.

America has spoken:

Pile my food in a bowl, I don't care...You know what, if you could pile my food into a blender and liquify it and then load it into a caulking gun and then shoot it directly into my femoral artery, even better.

But until you invent a Lunch Gun, I would like a Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl. Please.

AHHHHH NOOOOO!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?????

With Anticipation That Burns

And if you think you'll get stuck in a

traffic jam, that's fine, send yourself through a telephone line

It doesn't matter how you get to me...

Just get to me

Go on hitch a ride on the back of a butterfly

There's no better way to fly

To get to me

I look around what I got, without you, it ain't a lot

I got everything, with you, everything

Any time I need a good laugh and a smile, he never lets me down. So classic...