Scoreboard of Catan

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Learn something new every day...

Fact: I love Old Spice deodorant.

Also fact: I love Old Spice's website and commercials.

Newly realized fact, thanks to Old Spice's incredible website: I now know what my chest and body hair profile is compared to the global hairchetypology database. Who knew?




Whether it is accurate or not, it is awesome. And that's what I'm all about.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Sexism has nothing to do with it...

A couple interesting articles on Hillary Clinton's manipulative playing of the "gender card" instead of being a true leader that Americans would vote for, regardless of sex.


Friday, May 16, 2008

"Might as well call themselves Slutbucks"

And now the uber-conservative Christians have gotten in the middle of it.  It was only a matter of time.  Considering the original logo was changed to something more "PC" (or in this case is it "CC"?) because they knew people would get upset.


 Whatever.  I am sick of talking about this.  I just think it is sad and makes me upset sometimes.  As Starbucks founder Howard Schultz explains in his book, there was a perfectly good reason and thought process behind the logo selection, including the fact that the company name itself is a nautical reference (maybe if you ever read Moby-Dick, one of the greatest pieces of American literature, you would know that) very appropriate for Seattle, where it was founded.  Whatever, I am not going to defend their logo.  I just wish they were allowed to stay true to their original identity and the reasoning behind it, or at the very least have the occasional throw-back reference to their founding, without getting flack from the panties-in-a-wad crowd.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Luke, I am your father...

God, I hate the Patriots.  Thanks for getting our hopes up Matt Walsh and then producing nothing.  Maybe Goodell could posthumously strip the Pats of their Super Bowls... and ban Moss and Brady to Elba.  Yes... it is all coming together now.

Regardless, I don't think this Pats fan is going to find anyone around the league that disagrees with his assessment.  Hatred of the Pats overshadowed many other stories last year, including Michael Vick.  Who's in the doghouse now??

So, if the Patriots are Darth Vader, then who is Padmé who hooks up with the young, immature, and recklessly angry Anakin?  Walsh?  Man-genius?  Bill Simmons?  Maybe his analogy wasn't as well thought out as it seems...

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Summer Movie Preview

As always, there are a lot of new summer movies this year. And as the trend seems to be going, the summer is for the over-the-top, fun and exciting, kick-ass action and comedy movies, while late fall and winter is time for the more emotional and dramatic movies (trying to stay as fresh in the minds of Oscar voters as possible). And while I get frustrated with Hollywood's endless sequels and re-makes (I think last summer had at least 10 sequels/series/remakes) there are still some movies I am excited to see.

So here is my list of must-see summer movies in order of release (clearly not a preview of all movies, just the ones I am looking forward to):

Iron Man | Release Date: May 2
Yes, I know, it has already been released and been in theaters and has done well. Partially because I think people love the Iron Man character, partially because they hear Robert Downey Jr. does a great job playing Stark, but in my opinion, mostly because people (like me) were looking forward to this and wanted a blockbuster action movie. Still haven't seen it, but really want to. So... anyone wanna go?

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian | Release Date: May 16
As I have said before, as much as I loved C.S. Lewis' books, I was disappointed by the first Narnia movie. I know some people loved it, and that is their opinion, but I was disappointed. Regardless, Prince Caspian was a great book... dare I say my favorite of the series, so I think I'm gonna try to see it. Right now, I feel like it falls in the wait-for-Netflix category, except for the large epic nature of it, which means you have to see it on the big screen.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull | Release Date: May 22
Despite the questions and controversy, despite the uneasy feeling in my stomach telling me that they shouldn't have done this re-make, I still want to see this movie and hope that it isn't embarrassingly horrible. Harrison Ford is old... and Indiana Jones may be asking too much of his frail self. If this film falls flat on its face, I think Spielberg should take the blame for trying to resurrect a popular character and series almost two decades later with an aging actor. It just doesn't sound like a recipe for success, but I have to see for myself.







Honorable Mention Mid-Summer Comedies
Kung Fu Panda and You Don't Mess With The Zohan | Release Date: June 6

They are both coming out on the same day. They both have a ridiculous premise. As much as I love Jack Black (and attempt to remain a loyal supporter of all his movies... except for The Holiday. I mean, come on Jack) and want desperately for Adam Sandler to make another great comedy (it's been ten years since The Waterboy, with only Big Daddy and Anger Management worth mentioning afterwards)... I don't see the need to pay for a theater ticket to see either of these this summer. Am I curious? Some. Will I rent these? Maybe. If I am bored. And in the mood for mindless comedy. That I might regret afterwards. Then yes.



The Incredible Hulk | Release Date: June 13
I'm interested to see Edward Norton's try at this. Yes I think it is stupid that they are making ANOTHER Hulk movie so soon after the last one, and no, unlike the original plan, this is not a sequel. Nonetheless, if you are looking for a big, action-packed thriller, this time possibly including a deeper psychological and emotional aspect, this is a good one. Not the top of my list for the summer, but one that I would like to see on the big screen instead of rent.

The Love Guru | Release Date: June 20
Probably not worth it, but this comes out during a summer movie lull. So who knows. Maybe I will watch it. More likely, it will be rented later. Kinda like Adam Sandler, I am pulling for Mike Myers on this one. I am really hoping he can come up with a funny comedy to match his Austin Powers greatness. Or maybe I should just go back and watch Austin Powers.

The Dark Knight | Release Date: July 18
Finally. July 18th. The wait is over. By far, the newest Batman movie is the one I am looking forward to the most this summer. Ever since seeing the super short, super teaser last year with the eerie, chilling laugh of the Joker, I have been counting the days. Yes that was before I knew Heath Ledger was playing the Joker, yes that was before he died. No, I am not going to watch this movie as some sort of act of sympathy because of Heath's death. I have always respected him as an actor and was looking forward to this movie after seeing sneak peeks of his performance in the trailers. And yes it is sad, but honestly if his death did stem from the passion and heart he put into this performance, then it sounds like he died doing what he loved and I want to see him at his best. And yes, initially, before seeing Batman Begins, I was very skeptical about Christian Bale as the Caped Crusader... but now, I like it and I am stoked to see him again, this time darker and more menacing than before. This one is a definite must for the big screen. If possible, the biggest screen, IMAX. Can't wait.

Step Brothers | Release Date: July 25
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly team up again for what could be a funny and silly comedy. Probably not worth seeing on the big screen, but from the trailer I saw, it does look funny. And I am sure it is stuffed with one-liners like all their other movies. Verdict: wait for Netflix or a rainy day in late summer.
The X Files: I Want To Believe | Release Date: July 25
An unexpected sequel. I just found out recently that there is a new X Files movie coming out later in the summer. Now, it has been a long time since I was really into The X Files, but I loved the first movie and used to follow the TV show... when I was allowed to watch it. So, I am really excited about this and definitely want to see it on the big screen. Flying mostly under the radar, but still could be really awesome!

And really, that's it. At least as far as I know. There may be a couple other ones that sneak out this summer that I might want to see, but really, after the X Files sequel, the rest of the summer kinda runs out of steam.

So to rank them by priority and importance, not by release date:
  1. The Dark Knight
  2. The X Files
  3. Iron Man
  4. The Incredible Hulk
  5. Indiana Jones
  6. Chronicles of Narnia
  7. The comedies.... I guess Step Brothers, Love Guru, Zohan, and then Panda
Should be a good summer...

Monday, May 12, 2008

rainy day lyrics

Made an on-the-go playlist that ended up being very close to the one I came up with last week. Some lyrics that stuck out in the car as the rain drenched our clothes and spirits...

God forbid you call their bluff.
Like the nightmares ain't enough.
Remember when we used to think that we were tough?
God forbid you call their bluff.

First they make you out to be the only pirate on the sea.
Then they say Danko would have sounded just like me.
"Is that the man you want to be?"

You'll be loved like you never have known
The memories of me
Will seem more like bad dreams
Just a series of blur, like I never occurred

You may feel alone when you're falling asleep
And everytime tears roll down your cheeks
But I know your heart belongs to someone you've yet to meet
Someday you will be loved

And I hold you close in the back of my mind
Feels so good but damn it makes me hurt
And I'm too scared to know how I feel about you now
Las cienega just smiled... "see ya around"

And I hold you close in the back of my mind
And raise my glass 'cause either way I'm dead
Neither of you really help me to sleep anymore
One breaks my body and the other breaks my soul
La cienega just smiles as it waves goodbye

I'm waiting for someone who just wont show
And every night it feels like there's no tomorrow
Not that you will ever know,

Where ever you are I hope you're happy now
I'm caught in a dream and I cant get out
I'm caught in a dream
I'm caught in an endless dream

Well it's life informing art, informing life again
Like every stupid kid that thinks that they're the first in pain
The first to rip themselves apart
The first to try and live without a heart

I got a choke chain
Made out of nightrain
To keep your memory down
Quicksand from the main man
To drown everything out
We were out on a joyride
Fucked up from insides
Always at a dead stall
From sticking pins into miniature men
Who can't feel it at all

And the picture frames are facing down
And the ringing from this empty sound
Is deafening and keeping you from sleep.
And breathing is a foreign task
And thinking's just too much to ask
And you're measuring your minutes by a clock that's blinking eights.

Goodness knows its been a wonderful run
The autumn lakes where the children were swans
Your mother's convictions and your father's predictions dont seem so insane
They laugh they say your treasures are fake but dont throw it away

You've been framed with a beautiful name
You've been saved, but you've lost your head
With halos and friends, the trinity saves, but three is a crowd

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

far far away

Throw it all away
Let's lose ourselves
'Cause there's no one left for us to blame
It's a shame we're all dying
And do you think you deserve your freedom

How could you send us so far away from home
When you know damn well that this is all
I would still lay down my life for you
And do you think you deserve your freedom

No I don't think you do
There's no justice in the world
There's no justice in the world
And there never was

Monday, May 05, 2008

straw + camel's back

So, we're talking forever and you almost feel better
but, better's no excuse for tonight
you see, it's never bad enough to just leave or give up
but, its never good enough to feel right

Now I'm lying on the table with everything you said
it will all catch up eventually
well, it caught up and honestly
the weight of my decisions were impossible to hold

but they were never yours...

Well I, know you know... everything