For Karla Petty, the Queen of Nursing Beers:

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.

thank you Emo Phillips.

in related news (and this is a true story):
Emo Phillips was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving. When brought before the judge, Emo was asked if he knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was. His reply: "I don't know, reelection to the Senate?"

More Emo:
"My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a democrat in the family."

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