You are an idiot

Seriously. Meredith, you are an incompetent moron.

See her making a fool of herself (meanwhile probably making some Microsoft executive giddy) on the Today show.

Thanks to my good friend and fellow Mac enthusiast, Glen Duff, I was able to spend an hour or so today playing with his brand new iPhone. And I can now attest that it is simple,I repeat SIMPLE, to answer a phone call on an iPhone. It displays a button to touch to answer the call. The button is even green... how much easier does it have to be Meredith?? It is so amazing and seemingly idiot-proof.... but apparently they overestimated the level of stupidity in our country.

And yes, I love Apple products. And no, I am no longer professing my love for the iPhone blindly. I saw one today and used it and think it is awesome. There are are a couple reasons why I, unlike Mr. Duff, did not wait in line at the AT&T store yesterday. I do want one and hopefully will eventually get one. As people have noted in the past, I really do like to get in on the ground floor of new movements or new cool things (bands, movies, trends, tech, iPods...etc). The iPhone is no exception. I am just going to have to wait a little bit.

first descent

one of the sickest runs ever...

Terje's first descent

Nine Words Women Use

A humorous reference tool to help decipher the female code words... and keep you out of trouble...

Nine Words Women Use

1. “Fine” - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. “Five Minutes” - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. “Nothing” - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. “Go Ahead” - This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh - This isn’t actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. “That's Okay” - This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means that "it" is definitely not ok, but she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. “Thanks” - A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say “You're welcome.”
8. “Whatever” - It's a woman's way of saying “F__K YOU!”
9. “Don't worry about it, I got it” - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Posting this will probably bring about some #3 or #8 responses... but whatever...

someday...

the more videos i see and stories i hear, i realize that yet again, Bonnaroo was awesome and i missed the musical festival of the summer for yet another year....


RX Bandits are so ridiculously awesome!

Tom Morello solo as The Nightwatchman

Mute Math doing some crazy solos

Ben Harper opening up his set

Come on, Vatican

I know I am probably going to offend some Catholics, but come on! Can the Vatican really be serious about this?? Are you sure this isn't some sort of SNL spoof?

not a good start...

come on guys... let's not self-destruct again this season...

Landry, I hope this isn't a sign of what's to come... you in the news for stupid stuff like this...

told you so

to all those who doubted me and said that you couldn't tell a difference and that theirs were fine and that I was making it all up (ahem, Bing)....

here is all you would ever need to know to identify the difference between real and fake Cohibas...

the origin of spam...

My brother just told me that as they were studying the case of Compuserve v. Cyber Promotions (1997), he found that the term "spam" email actually was derived from this Monty Python skit, where the characters repeat the word "spam" over and over again.

I love this skit, but had no idea that was where the term came from.

so ****ing awesome...

would the owner of a white station wagon...

gotta compelling protagonist...?

we've been waiting so long...

i wish i could have been there to welcome you back with open arms and a hoarse, screaming voice...

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his name is frank

why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

I mean, I just don't see the point in crying over a dead rabbit! Y'know, who... who never even feared death to begin with.

What if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better?

They say right when they flood the house and they tear it to shreds that...?destruction is a form of creation," so the fact that they burn the money is ironic. They just want to see what happens when they tear the world apart. They want to change things.

Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

He told me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercises into my anus!