Nine Words Women Use

A humorous reference tool to help decipher the female code words... and keep you out of trouble...

Nine Words Women Use

1. “Fine” - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. “Five Minutes” - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. “Nothing” - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. “Go Ahead” - This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh - This isn’t actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. “That's Okay” - This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means that "it" is definitely not ok, but she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. “Thanks” - A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say “You're welcome.”
8. “Whatever” - It's a woman's way of saying “F__K YOU!”
9. “Don't worry about it, I got it” - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Posting this will probably bring about some #3 or #8 responses... but whatever...