
in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us
An incredibly random assessment of my life and the surrounding world in general. Includes tangents, tirades and general random knowledge.
"What the f*** have you been smoking, eh? Certainly you haven't been smoking in a bar in California, that's for certain!"People need to get over themselves and lighten up a bit. First of all, it's Jordan. I don't think I'm going to tell him what not to do, but that's just me. Secondly, it's a golf course. Apart from a dark, hardwood gentleman's club or maybe your own backyard, a golf course has to be one of the few remaining places a cigar can be enjoyed without significant social backlash. Tobacco is the latest societal scapegoat and cigars the most heavily scrutinized.
‘Cause you can't! No, no smoking in bars now, and soon, no drinking and no talking! Be careful, California! You're supposed to be the crazy state, the out there, the wild ones, you know?..." [full transcript]
“To take from one, because it is thought his own industry and that of his fathers has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers, have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association, the guarantee to everyone the free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it.”Where is the healthy cynicism and distrust of a rapidly expanding federal government? Where is the accountability and transparency?
-Thomas Jefferson
#1 - "No more bathroom attendants. They're just creepy. And hell, no more charging money for stuff that used to be free. Now give us our little bag of peanuts, airlines."#2 - "Carpentry, plumbing, and electrical courses would be mandatory for all boys in middle school."
- Not just creepy, bathroom attendants also create awkward situations in a place where awkward situations should be avoided like the plague. Do I tip you for doing something that I can do myself? Do I feel obligated to buy your little travel size mouthwash and then tip you? Why does this make me feel like I am in pre-civil-rights Alabama?
#10 - "Men would be permitted to admit uncertainty, and women would find this hot."
- Couldn't agree more. I would add basic auto repair to the list. Our generation does have to (or get to) work on cars the way our dads did and I think that ultimately that is a bad thing. And don't get up on your high horse (or any horse for that matter) about "how come it's only for boys?" It's because boys grow up and become men (theoretically) and are immediately expected to know all of this stuff. If Sally wants to work in the machine shop to pay for her Doc Martens and Godsmack concert tickets, have at it.
#12 - "Women would start with the climax of their stories, and then go back and fill in the details (if we ask)."
- Why are we expected to have everything figured out all the time? Also, do we always have to be thinking about something deep and philosophical? I submit that "Nothing" should be an appropriate answer to "What are you thinking?"
#19 - "Singing 'Happy Birthday' at the office (with or without cake) would result in immediate termination."
The United Nations (UN) is an international organization whose stated aims are to facilitate cooperation in international law, international security, economic development, social progress, human rights, and achieving world peace.
"One of the strangest side effects has been the puzzling situation whereby a white person will sit in an independent coffee shop with a Moleskine notebook resting on top of a Apple laptop..."And there you have it. Called out. This guy right here. That's what I love about Lander's blog though. As a white man, reading the blog and thinking "man, that is so true," and realizing that he is saying I am pretty much the epitome of excessive creative/uber-educated postulating, I don't get mad, I think it is funny and healthy to accept objective criticism.
"'And I walked across the street and there you were...' 'Working on my Mac...' 'And I had my Mac..."Hilarious. And this is why there are blogs like Stuff White People Like.
“I just couldn’t believe a fellow police officer would tell me he was giving me a ticket without even let me explain some of the circumstances,”
"Placing a fake news article on A-1 makes a mockery of our integrity and our journalistic standards"
"...the law benefits one citizen at the expense of another by doing what the citizen himself cannot do without committing a crime..."
"Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed."So whether or not you believe the American people (the "governed") have any interest in what is going on in the government and where all this money is going, your responsibility as the Government is to ensure that they have easy access and ability to find out what the Government is doing with their hard-earned money. The sheer brashness of this comment makes me sick. The American people are not an endless resource of money that you can utilize for your pet projects, arrogantly assuming that you don't need to be accountable to the electorate.
Be still, and know that I am God