
in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us
An incredibly random assessment of my life and the surrounding world in general. Includes tangents, tirades and general random knowledge.
Nobel Peace Prize? Really? What exactly has Barack Obama done to earn that award? Even more so, what had he done back in February, not even a month into his presidency, to even warrant a nomination? Didn't his entire campaign revolve around change and action and doing things to correct what he considered to be wrong in our country and the world? In spite of being nominated in February, what has he done in the months since to earn this honor? His expeditious policy ramrodding and liberal rhetoric has raised ire and rage across the country, not peace.
"What the f*** have you been smoking, eh? Certainly you haven't been smoking in a bar in California, that's for certain!"People need to get over themselves and lighten up a bit. First of all, it's Jordan. I don't think I'm going to tell him what not to do, but that's just me. Secondly, it's a golf course. Apart from a dark, hardwood gentleman's club or maybe your own backyard, a golf course has to be one of the few remaining places a cigar can be enjoyed without significant social backlash. Tobacco is the latest societal scapegoat and cigars the most heavily scrutinized.
‘Cause you can't! No, no smoking in bars now, and soon, no drinking and no talking! Be careful, California! You're supposed to be the crazy state, the out there, the wild ones, you know?..." [full transcript]
“To take from one, because it is thought his own industry and that of his fathers has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers, have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association, the guarantee to everyone the free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it.”Where is the healthy cynicism and distrust of a rapidly expanding federal government? Where is the accountability and transparency?
-Thomas Jefferson
I like this guy's ideas... Also the Ralph Steadman picture.#1 - "No more bathroom attendants. They're just creepy. And hell, no more charging money for stuff that used to be free. Now give us our little bag of peanuts, airlines."#2 - "Carpentry, plumbing, and electrical courses would be mandatory for all boys in middle school."
- Not just creepy, bathroom attendants also create awkward situations in a place where awkward situations should be avoided like the plague. Do I tip you for doing something that I can do myself? Do I feel obligated to buy your little travel size mouthwash and then tip you? Why does this make me feel like I am in pre-civil-rights Alabama?
#10 - "Men would be permitted to admit uncertainty, and women would find this hot."
- Couldn't agree more. I would add basic auto repair to the list. Our generation does have to (or get to) work on cars the way our dads did and I think that ultimately that is a bad thing. And don't get up on your high horse (or any horse for that matter) about "how come it's only for boys?" It's because boys grow up and become men (theoretically) and are immediately expected to know all of this stuff. If Sally wants to work in the machine shop to pay for her Doc Martens and Godsmack concert tickets, have at it.
#12 - "Women would start with the climax of their stories, and then go back and fill in the details (if we ask)."
- Why are we expected to have everything figured out all the time? Also, do we always have to be thinking about something deep and philosophical? I submit that "Nothing" should be an appropriate answer to "What are you thinking?"
#19 - "Singing 'Happy Birthday' at the office (with or without cake) would result in immediate termination."

The United Nations (UN) is an international organization whose stated aims are to facilitate cooperation in international law, international security, economic development, social progress, human rights, and achieving world peace.


Last night's concert (Keane and Mat Kearney with The Helio Sequence opening) at DAR Constitution Hall was, in all honesty, painful. At the risk of sounding like a lame old man, it was just too loud. I have been to a lot of concerts over the years, many of which were hard rock and were very loud, but I think last night was the loudest of all. And for what? We are talking about Mat Kearney here, whose set was the loudest of the three, not Black Sabbath or Rage Against the Machine. Do you really need to bludgeon our ears to death with excessive volume for a set by a relatively mellow artist? Keane and Mat Kearney do not warrant that level of volume, not to mention the interior of Constitution Hall has really good acoustics. It's not an open-air arena where you have to worry about sound escaping. In this case, it had nowhere to go other than make the audience wince and look for earplugs.
It's just too bad that the audio levels and volume were such a distraction from what could have been a great concert. Kearney played some new songs and seemed genuinely excited about releasing his new album. His quick comments about one of his songs being featured on Grey's Anatomy (and therefore popping up on radio stations across the country) was funny and I personally appreciated it. It was something to the effect of "You work so hard on these songs, pour your heart into them, write them about life and love and friends and family, and then some producer comes up to you and says 'We should have doctors make out to that,' and you say, 'uhh... ok?'" The new songs sounded good, albeit moving closer to the pop rock genre in my opinion, and I wanted to go out and buy his new album and have him sign it, but that didn't happen.
His bubbly demeanor made everyone think he was in a great mood and was loving life and loving sharing this experience with us, the audience. But the extended pauses after the songs so that he could soak up the applause got a little old after, say, the third time he did it. This wasn't after the final song or after the encore. It was after every song. That comes across as a but egotistical to me. "One of the strangest side effects has been the puzzling situation whereby a white person will sit in an independent coffee shop with a Moleskine notebook resting on top of a Apple laptop..."And there you have it. Called out. This guy right here. That's what I love about Lander's blog though. As a white man, reading the blog and thinking "man, that is so true," and realizing that he is saying I am pretty much the epitome of excessive creative/uber-educated postulating, I don't get mad, I think it is funny and healthy to accept objective criticism.
"'And I walked across the street and there you were...' 'Working on my Mac...' 'And I had my Mac..."Hilarious. And this is why there are blogs like Stuff White People Like.
“I just couldn’t believe a fellow police officer would tell me he was giving me a ticket without even let me explain some of the circumstances,”

"Placing a fake news article on A-1 makes a mockery of our integrity and our journalistic standards"
So, I know I haven't seen all of this year's Oscar nominated movies, but after watching Gran Torino this past weekend, I am appalled that it isn't even nominated. Not for Eastwood's compelling performance, nor for his directing, and not Best Picture for the film as a whole. Honestly, I am very disappointed in the Academy. "...the law benefits one citizen at the expense of another by doing what the citizen himself cannot do without committing a crime..."
"Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed."So whether or not you believe the American people (the "governed") have any interest in what is going on in the government and where all this money is going, your responsibility as the Government is to ensure that they have easy access and ability to find out what the Government is doing with their hard-earned money. The sheer brashness of this comment makes me sick. The American people are not an endless resource of money that you can utilize for your pet projects, arrogantly assuming that you don't need to be accountable to the electorate.
Be still, and know that I am God