carbomb pong = a success

death did not result, so that was a good thing

however it did allow certain participants to finally realize the point at which they can know for sure that they are drunk.
(could be the setup for a really good standup joke or segment)

you know you are drunk when your room has been transformed into the Whirl 'n Hurl from the local redneck carnival and you hold onto the closest piece of furniture to save yourself from being thrown into the infinite abyss...gravity has some how changed from the reliable constant acceleration of 9.8 m/s^2 in the direction of the Earth's core to a chaotic whirlwind of directional forces, occasionally even feeling like a black hole is doing its best to suck you off the face of the planet as you bury yourself deep under pillows and blankets to hide from its gaze....


so i hear...

always good to be called upon like Luke Skywalker to save the drunk friend from succumbing to the interstellar tractor beam...

the unsung hero of sobriety. never remembered the next morning...

any and all comments or responses are welcome at dabele@wm.edu